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7 Ways to Make the Best Homemade Pocket Pussy | DIY Fleshlight

How to Make The Best Pocket Pussy

 

When was the last time you sat down and did a little arts and crafts?

 

That long ago, huh?

 

Well then, today’s your lucky day. Open up a bottle of wine and get reacquainted with your creative side. We’re about to make some of the sexiest art imaginable.

 

Building your own homemade pocket pussy can be as fun as using it… Okay, maybe not quite as fun, but it will sure get your creative juices flowing, if you know what I mean.

 

Of course, no DIY pocket pussy is as good as a real one, but it beats using your hand and boy is it a cost effective way to climax!

 

So enough foreplay already. Prepare to have more than just your mind blown with seven creative ways to make a DIY pocket pussy using items you never thought would get you horny.

DIY tools and materials

 

Why should I make a DIY pocket pussy?

If you’ve got the cash and a lusty impulse, of course always get the real thing. Nothing compares to the steamy sensations from your own authentic Fleshlight.  

 

Sometimes, though, you need to improvise. Maybe you’re on a business trip, opening up your bag in your hotel room, and suddenly you realize you forgot to pack your favorite silicone friend!

 

 fleshlight

Perhaps you’ve always wanted to invest in a sexy toy of your own… but the thought of walking into the store or saving it in your Amazon wishlist is just too public.

 

Or maybe you just got out of a committed relationship with your right hand and you’re on the prowl for a kinky one night stand with something new.

 

No matter the reason, when you’re in a bind, it pays to have some creative tricks up your sleeve. So let’s get to it. The following are our top picks for the seven best ways to make your own homemade pocket pussy.

 

#7. The Towel Tickler

This one is quick and easy to make, and most importantly, it’s discreet. You can dismantle this bad boy in no time at all, and your dirty little secret will remain just that.

pile of towels

What you’ll need:

  • 1 hand towel
  • 2 rubber bands
  • 1 tube of toothpaste
  • 1 latex glove
  • Lube

 

Step 1: Place your toothpaste tube into the rubber glove.

 

Step 2: Take that glove and lay it on one end of the towel, with about an inch of the open end of the glove hanging beyond the edge. 

 

Step 3: Roll the towel up around the toothpaste and glove.

 

Step 4: Wrap one rubber band around each end of the towel to keep it from unrolling.

 

Step 5: Remove the toothpaste tube. You’ll notice there’s a schlong-sized space in your rolled towel now. Thank you, toothpaste.

 

Step 6: Take the overhanging part of the glove and stretch it around the lip of the towel. You can even tuck it beneath the rubber band to keep it in place.

 

Step 7: Dribble a bit of lube into the opening of the glove, and voila! Your very first DIY Fleshlight!           

 

#6. The Sock Sucker

Your homemade sock sucker pocket pussy takes the cake for easy solutions. Who doesn’t have socks lying around, waiting to be swept away on a romantic retreat?

 pair of socks

What you’ll need:

  • 1 latex glove
  • 3 pairs of socks (your length or longer)
  • 2 rubber bands
  • Lube

 

Step 1: Take a pair of socks, stacked side-by-side and lay them down on top of each other.

 

Step 2: Fold in the toes of the sock pair about an inch or so, then rest your latex glove on top of them with a bit of the open end hanging past the edge of the folded toes.

 

Step 3: Take your second pair and lay them on top of the glove, also with the toes folded inward toward the glove. This will make one end of your sock-glove-sock sandwich thicker and sturdier than the rest.

 

Step 4: Stretch and wrap the overhanging cuff of your glove around the folded toe end of your socks. Use a rubber band to keep it in place.  You’ll see now that the opening of your suck sucker pocket pussy is almost ready for action.

 

Step 5: Take your third pair of socks and wrap them around the middle of your DIY pocket pussy for an extra thick grip. Seal that sucker with a rubber band.

 

Step 6: Squirt some lube in the opening and get to it!   

 

#5. Toilet Paper Pal

This fake pussy is arguably even simpler than the sock sucker, but you’ll have to sacrifice a roll of toilet paper to get the job done.

toilet paper thrown in the air

What you’ll need:

  • 1 roll of toilet paper
  • 1 latex glove
  • 1 rubber band
  • Lube

 

Step 1: Remove the cardboard tube from your toilet paper roll and toss it. 

 

Step 2: Stick your glove through the center of the hole with at least an inch of the cuff hanging out.

 

Step 3: Stretch the glove’s cuff all the way around the outside of the roll. If it doesn’t reach, you may need to unwind the toilet paper a bit to make the roll smaller. Then seal with a rubber band.

 

Step 4: Lube!

 

#4. Pringles Cum Can

This is by far the most creative option. And you even get a post-coital snack out of it.

 pringles can

What you’ll need:

  • 1 Pringles can
  • 2 large sponges OR bubble wrap
  • 1 latex glove
  • 1 rubber band
  • Lube

 

Step 1: Remove Pringles from your cum can.

 

Step 2: Place your glove between your sponges with the wrist end sticking out. If you’re going to use bubble wrap, simply roll the glove up, bubbles facing inward, also with the glove’s cuff hanging out.

 

Step 3: Push your sponges into the Pringles can until flush with the lip.

 

Step 4: Wrap the hanging end of the glove around the lip of the can, and seal with your rubber band.

 

Step 5: Lube her up and let the games begin! 

 

Note: If there is too much suction or pressure while using your cum can, make a small incision in the bottom of the can to push out the air with each pump.

 

#3. Party Balloon Banger

This DIY pocket pussy puts the party in your pants like no other! Who doesn’t want to celebrate a successful session with balloons?

 party balloons

What you’ll need:

  • 3-4 small balloons
  • 1 latex glove
  • Duct tape
  • 1 tall Tupperware container
  • Lube

 

Step 1: Inflate your balloons just enough so that they can all fit into the container side-by-side, in a circle.

 

Step 2: Squeeze all your balloons into the container with the balloon knots facing upward. You’ll see a snug opening between them, perfect for maximum fun.

 

Step 3: Tape the balloon knots to the edge of the container to keep them from flying out mid-use.

 

Step 4: Push your latex glove, fingers first, through the balloon gap.

 

Step 5: Stretch the cuff of your glove around the lip of the container, and tape it down.

 

Step 6: Lubricate your party! 

 

#2. Cornstarch Jelly Jammer

This DIY pocket pussy is the most complicated option, but it’s the closest thing to a real fleshlight I’ve found.

 corn starch

What you’ll need:

  • 100g of cornstarch
  • 200ml of water
  • 1 tall glass (something you can fit your penis all the way into)

 

Step 1: Pour the cornstarch into your glass.

 

Step 2: Add 100ml of water and stir well.

 

Step 3: Add another 100ml of water and stir that bad boy again.

 

Step 4: Put your concoction into the microwave for one minute.

 

Step 5: You’ll see the mixture begin to solidify. Now poke a hole in the center of the mixture and push it down to an inch shy of the bottom. Make sure your hole is not quite as wide as your member.

 

Step 6: Microwave for another 30 seconds.

 

Step 7: Pop that sucker in the fridge for about an hour, add a bit of lube, and then you’re ready to rumble!

 

#1. Banana Pussy

If you’re feeling creative, various fruits and vegetables can be willing receptacles for the adventurous man’s attention. Though boning a banana is an incredible accomplishment, feel free to stretch your imagination with squash or melons as well. (We don’t recommend eating/repurposing them afterwards… but you do you.)

 peeled banana

What you’ll need:

  • 1 large banana (longer than your banana)
  • 1 knife

 

Step 1: Cut off one end of the banana peel.

 

Step 2: Squeeze out the banana without ripping the peel.

 

Step 3: Although the inside of the peel is already fairly moist, it always helps to add some lube of your own.

 

Step 4: Slip in a banana of your own and go to town! (Make sure to clean up well afterwards.)

 

You deserve to spice up your “you time!”

At the end of the day, no homemade pocket pussy is better than another. It’s all about what works for you. So, go ahead. Explore your options and have some fun.

 

Don’t forget, when it comes to pleasuring yourself, there is no wrong answer. You deserve to feel good. And if you want to MacGyver your “me-time” a bit? Good on you.

 

After finding the right DIY male masturbator for you, the next step in your self-satisfaction sexcapades is to explore the real thing. There isn’t a homemade pocket pussy in the world that compares to the wide variety of high-quality pocket pussy designs found at The Enhanced Male! So, when you’re ready to take the plunge into the big leagues of self-induced bliss, you know where to go.

 

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Danny Garrett

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Danny Garrett

CERTIFIED SEXUAL WELLNESS EXPERT

Daniel Garrett is a certified sexual wellness expert through the Eldorado Sexual Health Board where he graduated with honors. Daniel's specialty is helping marriages as well as other relationships which struggle with having a healthy sexual presence. When a man is uncertain about his manhood it leaves him with a sense of self-doubt which typically will start to deteriorate any sexual relationship he may have with any partner. By helping men overcome their interpersonal self-doubt issues regarding their penis size and sexual function, Daniel is able to help heal relationships and help take these same relationships to the next level. Daniel's writing can be found on such websites such as The Enhanced Male, Marriage.com, as well as many others. Daniel has helped develop such relationship tools as silicone cock rings to help men achieve lasting results in bed.

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