Top 11 Best Realistic Blowjob Machines [Updated for 2023]

If you've got a penis, it's unlikely that you need selling on the idea of oral sex.

For many of us, oral sex is one of - if not the - most enjoyable feelings there is. The trouble is, regardless of your orientation or relationship status, there isn't always a willing mouth to provide that glorious feeling. Fortunately, this is where the world of male sex toys can help.

As of 2023, there's a huge selection of toys that provide a real blowjob experience. There really is something for everyone - from ultra lifelike toys through to app controlled sex toys that work hand-in-hand with VR porn.

Some of the best blowjob machines will even help to fight the symptoms of erectile dysfunction.

In this guide, we'll showcase the top blowjob machines available in 2023 - whether you're working with a budget for your first blowjob simulator toy or just looking for the very best blowjob that money can buy...

How we chose our automatic blowjob machines

The list of best blowjob machines was put together based on the following:

• Overall effectiveness
• Safety features
• Quality & reputation
• Product features
• Peer reviews
• Market value

Best blowjob sex toys at a glance

VeDO Hummer Auto Blow Job Machine | Oral Sex Machine for Men

You'd have to search far and wide to find a man who doesn't love a good blowjob, which is why there have been so many attempts at replicating the sensation over the years. The VeDO Hummer is so intense, so realistic, and has such impressive features that it might even surpass the real thing!

With its 25 possible speeds and intensities, the Hummer makes use of its reverse pressure pulses to get you off with up to an astonishing 109 sucks per minute. It's actually so strong that it needs to be plugged into a wall to draw the right amount of power, so you know it isn't playing around!

All those speed and intensity levels are controlled with buttons on the base station or with the included wireless remote.

Attached to the base station with a tube is the stroker component, which features a super soft and realistic sleeve, and is also a pleasure to hold thanks to its silicone outer coat. Once you've applied a good amount of water-based lube, all you need to do is flip the switch to turn the device on, and you're in for one of the best blowjobs of your life!

Once you've recovered from that life-changing BJ, you won't have any trouble cleaning the sleeve of the stroker with some warm soapy water - to clean the rest of the components, a simple wipe down will do. Since the Hummer plugs into the mains, ensure you don't use it in or around water - that's a recipe for disaster.

The Hummer is a total beast, and to account for its impeccable features, it's a fairly costly device. However, if you have the funds, investing in your pleasure is always worthwhile - and the Hummer ramps up pleasure to the absolute maximum!

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Kiiroo Keon + Feel Stroker Interactive Masturbator Combo Set

In some respects, it's unfair to compare the Kiiroo Keon Feel combo to the other blowjob sex toys on this list; this truly is a next generation device and probably the closest thing you'll find to a genuine hands-off blowjob robot in 2023.

The second you slip your penis into the toy you know it's the real deal. The Feel Stroker is every bit as good as the best Fleshlight toys - but it's when you connect the Kiiroo Keon to other devices that you really unlock the magic.

With full Bluetooth connectivity, the Keon will connect to devices that can play virtual reality porn videos, livestreams, or video calls - including VR headsets. Its smart features mean it will thrust to the motions being watched - so it's the closest thing possible to actually being there and taking part.

This trusting can be synced to any of the VR videos and provide the same speed and sensations as what you see in the interactive video.

The motion sensitive auto thrusting can be used as a completely handsfree experience that adds to the overall realism. With up to 230 strokes per minute this is one unit that is guaranteed to get you off hard and fast.

The Keon + is compatible with all of the Kiiroo Feel Strokers so you can match with your favorite porn star to fulfill all of your sexual fantasies. As with all high end BJ machines, this Kiiroo is full rechargeable and compatible with your favorite water-based lubricants.

Of course, this also makes the Kiiroo Keon the perfect toy if you're in a long distance relationship too - just get connected and it'll be almost as if your partner is on their knees in front of you...

Kiiroo Keon makes for the perfect toy if you're in a long distance relationship too - just get connected and it'll be almost as if your partner is on their knees in front of you

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Milker Pro Edition Automatic BJ Machine for Men

Hands-free blowjob machines are perfect for when you just want to kick back and have something else do all the work for you. If that sounds good to you, you can't go wrong with the incredible Milker Pro Edition - so prepare for some mind-melting hands-free orgasms!

All this power necessitates the addition of a convenient ball strap on the bottom of the soft, silicone sleeve, to help hold it in place while you experience up to 3000 RPMs of sucking action!

Once inside the heavily textured sleeve, you'll be blown away by all the grooves and nubs which are precisely placed for maximum sensation. You'll also find a small bullet vibrator connected to the sleeve, but don't let its size fool you - this features 3 vibration speeds with 7 patterns to add an extra pleasurable kick as they target the head of your penis directly.

That vibrator is just an extra though - the real fun comes from the main unit. With a total of 25 possible combinations of suction patterns and speed, the Milker Pro ensures you'll keep coming back for more intense orgasms which can be unique every time. As we mentioned earlier, you'll be receiving up to 3000 RPMs of suction, making for an awesome climax!

Once your session is over, ensure you wash the parts separately, and store them in a cool dark place after they've fully dried.

The Milker Pro Edition is another premium sex toy, but the crazy hands-free orgasms you'll be experiencing with it make it more than worth the cost of entry. If you're looking to take your solo sex to the next level in 2023, this is the way to do it!

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Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blue Ice Masturbator

The Fleshlight brand hardly requires any introduction - if you've done even a little research around the best blowjob machines you'll already know this brand is the gold standard, and this holds true in 2023.

While other male masturbators on this list might look more life-like, the way the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust looks will be the very last thing on your mind when you slip yourself inside it.

The series of ridges and textures inside have gone through years of developing and refining to make it the most pleasurable experience possible. In fact, the makers claim this is THE most authentic blowjob toy on the market today. Fleshlight reviewers even claim this wears the crown versus their ultra life-like vagina, mouth, and anal sleeves too.

The secret to the pleasure is hidden inside the Fleshlight sleeve. There are three points where gentle pressure is applied to your penis - accurately spaced to replicate the location of the lips, tongue, and the back of the throat.

In typical Fleshlight fashion, the inner sleeve is made from the ultra realistic patented Super Skin in a ice blue finish. The case is not quite discreet but it is crystal clear so you can watch as you thrust every inch. At the base of the plastic case is a twist off cap which actually controls the suction during use. The tighter the cap is, the most suction you will feel.

Clean up is a breeze since the entire toy disassembles and can be cleaned with warm water and soap. Don't forget the Fleshlight renewing powder to keep it looking and feeling new. Without, Fleshlight's tend to get sticky and tacky which is never fun.

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Alex Neo Automatic Smart Interactive Thrusting Masturbator by Svakom

Interactivity is a big deal when it comes to male sex toys as it serves to really enhance the masturbation experience. The Alex Neo is the ultimate interactive blowjob machine, and is designed to allow you to fulfill all your wildest sexual fantasies!

With its app connectivity, you can use your phone to choose which is the 7 powerful auto-thrusting settings you like the most. The motor thrusts the soft, lifelike TPE sleeve over your member at varied intensities and speeds for a perfect climax. The sleeve is also flexible enough to fit all kinds of penis sizes, so no matter how well-endowed you are, the Alex Neo has got you covered!

The app control has the added bonus of being able to be used with a partner not just in person, but long distance too.

Looking for even more interactivity? The Alex Neo has you covered on that front as well. With its 5 immersive audio scenarios - including beach, classroom, office, plane, and wild - you can really indulge in all your deepest desires! The motions of the device can sync to these sounds, and can also be synced to music for a truly unique experience.

Using the included USB cable, it's easy to keep the Alex Neo charged up for whenever you need to lose yourself in your fantasies. With its high build quality and cutting-edge interactive features, the Alex Neo is hands-down one of the best interactive blowjob machines money can buy in 2023!

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Tenga Aero Cobalt Ring Adjustable Suction Masturbator

The sucking sensation is one of the key parts of a successful blowjob, so you'd be surprised at how many so-called BJ machines actually leave it out! Thankfully, the Tenga Aero Cobalt is capable of delivering intense suction, and it doesn't even use a motor!

A twist of the dial located on the body of the Aero Cobalt lets you cycle through a total of 10 satisfying settings which range all the way from a gentle tickling up to a full-on sucking sensation that's comparable to a truly incredible blowjob. It's such a simple control method that it can even be used one-handed, so all your focus can be on the tantalizing sensations, even as you switch through settings mid-session.

The case itself is ergonomically designed and super comfortable to hold on to, even if you're going to town for a long time. On the inside, you'll find the sumptuous and realistic elastomer sleeve, which features a unique textured and chambered design for a barrage of stimulation. Additionally, there's a highly elastic elastomer ring, which ensures enough air is kept inside the toy to make the experience extremely comfy and cushioned.

Size shouldn't be an issue with the Aero Cobalt as the sleeve is stretchy enough to accommodate a wide variety of penis sizes. To make cleaning super simple, the sleeve is also removable, and drying is easy as well thanks to the device's built-in drying stand, which is the perfect place to let it air dry after being thoroughly cleaned.

The Aero Cobalt is a joy to hold, extremely easy to use, and provides sucking sensations that are just as intense - if not even more intense - than the real thing. Even in 2023, it's not every day you find a toy like this, and at such a reasonable price, it really is a toy you'd be mad to miss!

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The Milker Automatic Penis Milking Machine and Deluxe Masturbator

Let's get this out of the way immediately - the Milking Machine is a very expensive device, there are no two ways about it. What you get for that price though is a super luxurious blowjob machine that is touted as not just the most intense on this list, but as the most intense bj machine... in the world. The Milking Machine features two interchangeable milking cylinders, which come in two sizes.

The first is 9 inches long, making it capable of fitting entirely over the cock of most guys out there. The second is smaller, and focuses directed power on your penis head - or even your or your partner's nipples - for concentrated bursts of pleasure!

No matter which cylinder you choose, you're in for a treat with their premium, silky smooth, and lusciously soft silicone and perfect air-tight vacuum seal - and that's all without even turning the machine on! Once the main box is fired up with the sleeve and hose all connected, you'll instantly feel the intense, rhythmic tugs as it does its magic, and takes you all the way over the edge.

Don't worry about having to awkwardly fiddle with controls to alter the settings on the fly either - with the 1 knob controller, switching things up is nice and easy, even if you can barely move from the pleasure! With these simple controls, you can build up and vary the settings to your exact liking, tantalizing all your senses with a mixture of teasing, powerful pumping, and everything in between.

With the Milking Machine, you don't even have to worry about batteries as it plugs straight into the wall to account for its immense power. Since all the components disconnect and come apart, cleaning is also very straightforward. Stick to warm soapy water for the cylinders, and simply use some anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on the hoses and box. Speaking of the box, storage is also simple thanks to the case which can even be locked for privacy.

The Milking Machine is a hyper-intense BJ simulator that is perfect for sex toy aficionados who really want to upgrade their arsenal. The orgasms it provides are second-to-none - which is what you'd expect from the cost! If you've already committed to investing in your pleasure in 2023, and are ready to finally ascend to blowjob heaven, the Milking Machine is here to take you there!

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Tenga Flip Zero EV

For a long time, the Tenga Flip Zero EV was only available in Japan - but after pressure from worldwide audiences, the company has made its innovative blowjob machine available here in the US, and it remains the ultimate quiet BJ machine in 2023.

If you're looking for a combination of excellent features and simplicity, the Flip Zero EV should be at the top of your shopping list. There are no additional units or compressors to worry about - just one neat and discreet unit that delivers everything you need.

And when we say everything, we really mean it. Open up the hinged unit and you'll see pressure-sensitive pads, an incredibly textured sleeve, a tight air canal, and dual vibrating motors. Don't worry about the opening design either - it's watertight inside so will keep all the lube you use where it's needed.

The amount of pressure you get is directly linked to how tightly you squeeze the unit with your hand - the more pressure, the more the toy squeezes your cock.

So, how do the features feel? In a word - exhilarating. Since the vibrating motors are inside the stroker, the sensation is more direct - helping you to orgasm even if you're not fully erect. What's more, the vibrating units are at both ends of the toy - making your whole shaft and tip buzz with pleasure.

The unit flips open with a hinged end so it can accommodate most penis sizes but if you are too girthy, this might not be the best choice. What the flip style really does allow for quick and easy clean up.

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Kiiroo Onyx+ Interactive Virtual Reality Male Masturbator

If a discreet blowjob machine packed with features is what you're looking for in 2023, the Kiiroo Onyx is going to be your perfect match.

Within the internal sleeve, there are 10 contracting rings that mimic the sensations and pressure that a real mouth will put on your cock. Each ring is designed to grip and stroke your shaft and can even be synced to your favorite adult videos or connected devices.

Of course, as with other Kiiroo blowjob sex toy models, the interactive features are where this toy comes into its own. If you're in a long-distance relationship (or just fancy some mutual masturbation) you can connect to your partner's toy - along with a huge range of 3D/VR porn videos, 2D interactive videos, and even interactive webcam performers and sites. When synced together you will feel exactly what you see in your VR goggles or viewing device.

The Onyx+ has multiple functions and speeds including thrusting technology designed to get you off quickly. Feel every bit of the 140 strokes per minute without the use of your hands for enjoyable hands-free fun.

Controlling the device is quick and easy thanks to the touch-sensitive trackpad on the side of the device.

This interactivity twinned with the impressive motors and Fleshlight Super Skin sleeve material makes this a premium toy that delivers eye-wateringly good results

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Hot Chocolate Renee Black Vibrating Oral Sex Mouth Masturbator by Blush Novelties

Sometimes you don't need an expensive toy with all kinds of bells and whistles - sometimes all you need is a good stroker with an insertable vibrator for that extra pleasurable kick. That's exactly what you get with the Hot Chocolate Renne Black vibrating oral masturbator, and it's safe to say that it packs a punch!

Here we have a lifelike oral stroker made of premium body-safe TPE for that perfect, immersive feel. The silicone itself is a luscious brown color - hence the name - making it super easy on the eyes. Within the canal, you'll find just the right amount of grooves and ridges, all of which makes the toy very reminiscent of the real thing, and super pleasurable to use!

Included with the stroker is a small bullet vibrator, which, despite its size, provides a huge amount of extra tantalizing pleasure. It's amazing how much this tiny vibrator can add to your stroking sessions - it may be simple, but it sure does the trick.

Since there are no moving parts to the stroker (once the vibrator has been removed) it couldn't be easier to give it a good wash with warm, soapy water. Additionally, the TPE material makes it compatible with both water and silicone-based lube, if you're a fan of extra cushioning.

For anyone looking to get a fantastic vibrating blowjob toy without breaking the bank in 2023, the Hot Chocolate Renee Black is a perfect choice. Taking your pleasure to new heights couldn't be easier!

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Fuck Me Silly To Go Deep Cock Sucker Oral Sex Masturbator for Men by Pipedream

Features such as sucking, thrusting, and vibrating are all well and good, but it takes a truly brilliant toy to simulate a realistic blowjob with just the elastomer from which it's built. If stripping everything back down to the basics sounds interesting to you, look no further than the Fuck Me Silly (FMS) oral masturbator - it proves that simplicity can be sensational!

Realism is the name of the game with this BJ stroker. The patented FantaFlesh TPE is sculpted beautifully into the shape of a real woman's mouth, complete with minute details such as a textured tongue, teeth, and even tonsils.

The end of the FMS is closed off in order to provide sensual suction, and a perfect vacuum seal - the toy will conform to your penis regardless of its size, meaning every man will get a great fit, and an even better orgasm. If portability is important to you, this stroker will be your best friend, as it's just the right size to throw in a bag or suitcase and take it with you on your travels.

This is one of those toys that is simply perfect for stamina training, as how fast and hard you go is entirely up to your control. Your pleasure is in your hands, meaning you can edge s much as you please, fully experiencing all the realistic pleasure for as long as you can manage!

Cleaning the FMS is also super simple due to the total lack of electronics or any moving parts at all - just ensure you leave it somewhere to fully air dry after post-washing. Going back to basics is always a fun and pleasurable time, especially with a toy as lifelike and stimulating as this - why not let 2023 be the year you give it a try?

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Buying Guide: What Makes a Good Blowjob Toy?

We know that with so many impressive blowjob toys available in 2023, it might be difficult to know where to start or where your hard-earned money will be best spent.

Therefore, we've listed some key features and things to think about before you decide which is the best blowjob machine for you.

Material

Arguably the most important part of a realistic blow job machine is the material it is made from. Specifically, you should be on the lookout for the material that the inner sleeve is made from. This is the part that will be on your penis and so the more realistic the material, the more realistic the experience.

Look

For some guys, blowjobs are all about the feeling - but for others, seeing a soft mouth wrapped around your shaft is a bit part of the fun. If you like to watch when you're getting head, you might want to think about a toy with a realistic insert. A realistic blow job toy often has a mouth-shaped opening for a greater experience.

Feel

If you're the kind of guy who likes to lay back and enjoy the feeling of a partner's mouth, you'll probably want to think about finding a toy that's as life-like as possible. Look for inserts that are made of soft skin-like materials - and don't forget to look for internal textures that add to the pleasure.

Vibrations

The joy of sex toys is that they can add stimulation in ways a partner can't. If intense vibrations combined with a soft mouth sound like your idea of paradise, look for a blowjob machine with a vibrating feature - you'll be able to vary the intensity to suit you perfectly.

Pressure

For some guys, the joy of a blowjob comes from the back-and-forth motion of your partner's mouth - but for others, it's the tight sucking feeling that tips them over the edge. If you respond well to this sucking pressure, look for a toy that offers suction or adjustable pressure inside the sleeve.

Automatic vs Manual

Do you prefer to get involved with thrusting when you're receiving oral sex? Or do you prefer to let your partner take full control? There's no right or wrong answer - but what you prefer will help you decide whether you'd prefer a fully automatic blowjob machine or a stroker that you control with your hand.

Ease of use

The rule of thumb is the easier a toy is to use, the more enjoyable the experience. To really enjoy the full blow job experience it is recommended to find a toy that is not only easy to use but also easy to clean.

Part of the experience of using a blow job machine is, unfortunately, cleanup. The last thing you want is to have a lot of fun with your toy and then be forced to spend lots of time with clean up. Many of the toys on the list clean up quickly and easily.

How safe are blowjob toys?

The last thing you want to do is put yourself in harm's way while enjoying yourself. We are happy to report that blow job toys are generally considered extremely safe to use.

Each of the toys is made from the highest quality components including electronics and materials. The only risk you run with a blow job toy is with the devices that plug into a wall. Be safe, and keep away from water.

How can a blowjob machine help with ED?

Erectile dysfunction is a problem that the majority of guys will experience at some stage in their lives.

Although people tend to think that not getting hard is the only symptom of ED, this isn't true - the term 'erectile dysfunction' covers a range of symptoms, from premature ejaculation through to not getting an erection or simply not being able to orgasm.

If you struggle to get hard, you might consider a machine with some suction that pulls you in and stimulates you so you can either get hard as a result - of orgasm while flaccid.

Then again, if you find that you could use a little extra staying power during your play, a blowjob toy will help you get to the edge - then back off - helping you prolong your erections each time. It'll be tempting to let some of these blowjob machines take you all the way each time - but if you can resist, your partner will thank you for it!