Top 7 Best Squirting Dildos for Men in 2023

Dildos might just be the most iconic sex toys in the world. They might also be the most versatile, having the capacity to be used by anyone and everyone. Whatever your sexual orientation is, and regardless of what gender you identify as, as long as you're a human you'll have a hole that can be pleasured by a good dildo!

The only real downside to these penis-emulating toys is that for most of history they lacked the ability to really act like an actual penis - they couldn't ejaculate. However, that all changed with the invention of the squirting dildo!

These fantastic toys feature all the amazing design elements of a standard dildo, with the added feature of being able to be filled with a body-safe liquid of your choice - we'd recommend a high-quality cum lube - that can be squirted out at a moment's notice in realistic orgasmic fashion. Not only does this turn the realism up to the max, but it also feels downright incredible - and the extra lube only makes everything feel that much better!

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If you feel that you or your partner might be interested in one of these tremendous toys, you're in the right place; in this article, we're about to go over the seven best and most realistic squirting dildos we stock on our site, detailing their unique features and discussing exactly why they're so amazing. We'll also cover a few of the things you'll need to consider to find the right toy for your unique needs and preferences.

It's time to take a look at some of the best squirting dildos money can buy!

How We Put Together This Guide

This list of the top 7 squirting dildos for men was put together based on the following criteria:

• Materials and design quality
• Extra features
• Usability and comfort
• Durability
• Hygiene and ease of use

The Amazing 7-inch Squirting Realistic Cock and Balls

The squirting dildo we consider to be the overall best on this list is an outstanding all-rounder, featuring a perfect blend of all the best qualities of the other toys we'll be talking about later. It's super high-quality, it's realistic, it's big, and it's capable of blowing enormous loads - there's really no wonder it's called the Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock!

Coming in at a length of 7 inches, and with a width of 2 inches, you'll find this powerful penis to be the perfect size and shape for maximum pleasure. With its tapered tip, inserting this toy is made easy, meaning there'll be no struggling so you can get right to down business! Thanks to the suction cup base, you don't even need to hold the toy when you're going to town.

That tapered tip is just one aspect of this dildo's lifelike cock design, complete with all the sensual curves, contours, and veins of the real thing. There's even a pair of balls! Sculpted from sumptuous and realistic FIRMSKYN PVC, during use you'll swear there was an actual penis inside you - especially when you get to the main event!

Once you've filled up the liquid reservoir with the included Splooge Juice lubricant, you're able to pump and squirt realistic jizz until you're fully satisfied! Cum lube is really the only liquid to use with dildos such as this, as not only does it look the part, but it also makes using the dildo that much more easy and fun. With a toy as girthy as this one, you'll need it!

The Amazing Realistic Squirting Cock truly lives up to its name - and then some. It really has everything you need for the ultimate squirting dildo experience, mixing together all the best aspects of other similar toys in one excellent package. Whether you're a beginner or a more advanced user, you really can't go wrong with this sensational squirting dildo!

King Cock 8-inch Squirting Realistic Dildo with Balls

Not everyone is fussed about total realism, but when it comes to squirting dildos, a realistic design is key to ensuring you feel like you're using a premium sex toy instead of a phallic water gun! If you're looking for a toy realistic enough to give a truly immersive experience, look no further than the King Cock 8-inch Squirting Realistic Dildo.

Sculpted to lifelike perfection out of premium PV and silicone, this dildo features all the curves and contours you'd expect from a real cock, complete with an incredibly realistic texture right down to the balls! The attention to detail here really makes this toy a sight to behold that feels just as good to hold as it does when it's inside you.

On the base of the toy, underneath the lifelike balls, the Jizzle Juice squeeze-bulb can be found. Due to this convenient placement, busting a gigantic nut is amazingly simple and satisfying! Additionally, as it isn't attached to a tube, you don't need to worry about getting yourself, or your partner, tangled up during exciting sessions.

With its 8-inch length and 2-inch width, the King Cock 8-inch Squirter is built to provide intense orgasms, and thanks to the tapered penis head, insertion is a pleasure despite the size. All the realistic detail on the shaft of the toy adds layers of additional stimulation that will keep you coming back for more again and again!

Many sex toys claim to be lifelike, but this dildo takes the cake when it comes to realism. We're not sure how they did it, but here Pipedream has created one of the most realistic dildos we've ever seen, and the ability to squirt huge quantities of cum lube is the cherry on top!

7-inch Tan Squirting Hollow Realistic Strap-on with Balls

Standing out from all the other squirting dildos on this list, this 7-inch ejaculating toy is actually a hollow strap-on penis extension sleeve. This unique feature makes it ideal for numerous varieties of men, whether you're someone who struggles with performance issues such as erectile dysfunction (ED), someone looking to enhance their manhood, or simply someone looking to get pegged!

Most hollow strap-on dildos are great at looking the part but lack the ability to function as a real penis does. That's why this toy is such an upgrade over the usual fare; with a quick squeeze of the shaft, it can eject an impressive cumshot of whatever liquid you choose to use it with, whether that's cum lube or any other variety!

Fastening to your waist with a stretchy elastic harness capable of fitting waists up to 52 inches in circumference, most men will find this strap-on to fit perfectly comfortably. Once strapped on, you're free to pound away to your heart's content - or to be pounded into, if your partner's taking up the role of the giver!

The dildo itself is built from firm, realistic PVC, and has a lifelike design - complete with balls - to really make using it an immersive experience. Fitting penises up to 7.5 inches and 1.9 inches in length and width respectively, you can expect an increase in penis size of up to one-third!

With its realistic texture providing lots of intense stimulation, you or your partner will agree that this dildo feels unreal to be pleasured by. Regardless of your reason for needing a penis extension, we know you will not be disappointed with this stellar squirting strap-on.

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King Cock 11-inch Huge Squirting Realistic Dildo with Balls

When it comes to sex toys, sometimes you need something larger than life to really get the job done. If you ever find yourself in need of something a little bigger, this squirting dildo might be exactly what you're looking for - with its overall length of a crazy 11 inches, it's safe to say it'll hit the spot!

"Oversized" is almost an understatement - there are large dildos, and then there's this 11-inch monster! Despite its immense size, the tapered penis head tip means that regardless of your level of experience, you'll find inserting this toy to be nice and easy - just make sure you're using a good amount of lube!

Speaking of lube, this dildo comes with a 2oz bottle of Jizzle Juice cum lube that you can use to fill up the toy's liquid reservoir ready to live out all your cum-play fantasies! Using the squeeze-bulb located on the base, you can squirt out Jizzle Juice as much as you like in a realistic orgasmic fashion.

Realistically textured with all the veins and contours you could desire, the dildo itself is made of premium PVC, making it durable and lifelike to the touch. This immersive texture is the perfect touch and adds layers of extra stimulation and the sculpted balls are the perfect way to round out the realism!

The King Cock 11-inch cumming dildo is a formidable beast, but thanks to its realistic design, it's super easy for both experts and beginners to use. With its stimulating texture, ejaculating capabilities, and of course, its huge size, this toy will stimulate all your pleasure points for an experience you won't soon forget!

8-inch Rechargeable Silicone Vibrating Squirting Dildo with Balls

When cumming dildos with premium, lifelike materials, realistic, stimulating designs and textures, and large lengths and girths just aren't doing it for you anymore, you may need something extra for full satisfaction. This squirting dildo has a trick up its sleeve to provide even the most experienced users with intense orgasms every time they use it - vibrations!

With 10 unique vibration speeds and functions, there is always a new combination to try out, and new orgasms to be had! Cycling through the settings is super easy thanks to the ergonomic two-button controls, meaning there's nothing to distract you from your pleasure.

At the base of this dildo, you'll find a suction cup that can be utilized for hands-free fun wherever you can find a flat surface to stick it to! You'll also find the twist-cap which can be removed, allowing you to fill the toy with your favorite cum lube, ready to be squirted out with a squeeze of the shaft.

Soft, smooth, and realistic, this dildo is built from high-quality silicone and has been sculpted with a lifelike texture for intense realism. Additionally, it features a dual-density design, being softer on the outside with a much more solid and firm inner core, taking the realism even further.

Furthermore, this dildo is entirely waterproof, meaning you can enjoy all of its sensational vibrations wherever there is water, such as in the bath or shower. Vibrations are the perfect way of taking a toy to the next level - couple that with realistic cumshots, and you're bound to get a kick out of this one!

King Cock 6-inch Squirting Realistic Dildo

While many of the toys on this list are suitable for both users with experience and those without, particularly due to their realistically tapered penis tips, it can be daunting for beginners to be faced with huge, oversized toys. The King Cock 6-inch squirting dildo is the perfect way for newcomers to get in on the action!

With an insertable length of 6 inches and a width of 1.65 inches, this dildo is just the right size; not big enough to cause problems for beginners, and not too small to provide a good amount of stimulation! This is a great entry point for anyone who has never had the chance to use a squirting dildo, but it'll also provide some fun for more experienced users too.

With a high-quality build consisting of premium durable PVC, this dildo is built to last and will take you over the edge again and again. The design is also super realistic, featuring curves, contours, and veins that both make it look just like a real penis, and add incredible texture. It's also nice and easy to insert due to the tapered penis head!

You'll find the squirting pump and liquid reservoir at the base of the toy - fill it up with the included Jizzle Juice lube and you'll be squirting out plenty of jizz in no time. If you're looking to get into squirting dildos - or dildos in general - but aren't sure where to start, you're in safe hands with this excellent toy.

Loadz Natural 7-inch Realistic Dual-Density Squirting Dildo with Balls

A lot of the time, great dildos end up being pricey as a reflection of their quality, but that doesn't always hold true; occasionally, you'll find a high-quality dildo that can be obtained for a crazy low price. At just over 40 dollars, the Loadz Natural 7-inch dildo is the cheapest on this list - and it's also an excellent toy!

The cheaper price point means that this dildo is also a good choice for beginners. If you lack experience with sex toys such as these, you don't want to splash out on an expensive toy only to find you don't like how it feels during use. By starting out with a cheaper toy like this one, you can get a taste of what to expect from squirting dildos without breaking the bank.

Made out of firm, durable TPR material, this dildo feels incredibly realistic due to its dual-density design. Softer on the outside but with a firm inner core, the realism you get here is top-notch, and this is only complemented by the lifelike sculpt that features all the curves and contours you'd expect from an awesome toy.

You fill up this squirting dildo by first squeezing the balls, and then inserting the penis head into your liquid of choice. Once you've done this, release the pressure by letting go of the balls, and the liquid will be sucked up into the toy. Now you're good to go, and can blow that massive load whenever you like simply by giving the balls another squeeze!

Though it may sound too good to be true, this dildo has all the amazing features that you'll find in much more premium toys, for half the price! If you're looking for a cheap way to get into ejaculating dildos, this toy is a fantastic choice. Whatever reason your budget is on the lower end, rest assured that thanks to Loadz, you can still obtain an incredible toy!

How to choose a squirting dildo

1. Set your budget

Before you make any decisions, you need to set your budget. As we mentioned earlier in the article, you don't want to spend a lot of money only to find you aren't really a fan of how your toy feels to use! For this reason, it can help to set your budget in accordance with your level of experience.

If you're a beginner, a cheaper toy is your best bet, as it will allow you to get your head around what it is you actually like in a dildo without wasting a ton of money on a premium device with features you may or may not be into. If you're a more advanced user, chances are you know very well what you're into, so you might be more comfortable setting a slightly higher budget in order to invest in a luxury toy that'll really knock your socks off!

2. Identify a size you're comfortable with

Using a toy that's too big for you is a surefire way to end up feeling sore and disheartened, regardless of your stance on pleasure and pain. However, you don't want to go too far in the other direction and choose a toy that's too small for you - you do want to be able to feel something after all!

Luckily, even the smaller toys we've discussed are capable of providing just as much pleasure as their oversized counterparts, so you don't need to worry about missing out on a good time.

If, on the other hand, you're well-versed when it comes to dildos, you might just be ready to take on some of the more formidably sized toys. Even if you're experienced, remember there's a difference between a large toy and a huge, oversized toy - base your judgment on what you're familiar with to make sure you know what you're getting into!

3. Visualize how you want to use it

Considering how exactly you want to use your squirting dildo is important, as once you know how you're going to use it, you can narrow down your search to toys that fit your unique criteria!

Firstly, are you going to be using the dildo on yourself, or on your partner? If you do plan on exclusively using the dildo on one person, ensure you take their needs into account before anything else, so as to not give them a nasty surprise!

Secondly, would you prefer a hands-free experience, or do you not mind holding onto the toy for the duration of your session? If you're a fan of hands-free pleasure, consider opting for a dildo with a suction cup base - these toys can be stuck to a flat surface such as a shower wall, for example, and are great for when you don't feel like tiring out your arm! Of course, there is another way to experience a dildo hands-free...

Lastly, are you interested in a strap-on dildo? Strap-ons are a great option for both men who suffer from ED, as well as people who want to be pegged by their partner. If either of these sounds like you, a strap-on squirting dildo is definitely the way to go.

4. Consider vibrating functions

If you're experienced with regular squirting dildos, you might be interested in acquiring a toy with a little extra something to push your orgasms even further than before. Vibrations are the perfect additional feature as they can add a whole new dimension of pleasure to the experience!

Before purchasing a vibrating dildo, make sure to check how the vibrations are controlled, as well as how many different settings and functions there are. Toys with a wider range of speeds and functions may end up being more expensive, but they do have a lot more unique combinations of settings to enjoy!

You also need to consider the intensity of said vibrations. Though it can be tempting to opt for the most powerful toy you can find in hopes of experiencing some insane orgasms, you may find that some strengths of vibrations are simply too stimulating! This is another good reason to opt for a toy with a good range of vibration settings.

5. Think about hygiene

Anyone who makes use of any kind of sex toy in the bedroom needs to ensure that they're keeping everything hygienic. Good hygiene is absolutely vital when you're inserting things into your body - improper maintenance can lead to nasty infections as bacteria build up in the crevices of your toys.

Thankfully, the toys on this list are all very easy to clean - regularly washing is one of the best ways to prevent harmful bacteria from building up. Washing your toys with warm soapy water before and after each use is a great way to stay safe, and you can even throw in some anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner for good measure!

Silicone is non-porous, meaning they don't hold on to bacteria, but both TPR and PVC are porous, meaning you need to pay special attention to both cleaning and drying them. Whichever material you're dealing with, as long as you give your toys a thorough wash and allow them to dry completely, you should be good to go.

Summary

Dildos are simply fantastic sex toys - and squirting dildos are even better! Whether you're using a dildo for solo sex or for fun with a partner, the toys on this list are the perfect way to add some spice to your sex life and issue in a new age of mind-blowing orgasms.

Be sure to set a budget and take your level of experience into account, and always choose a dildo that you know you'll be able to keep hygienic.

Once you've taken those simple steps, there's no doubt in our minds that you'll be able to find a toy that'll blow you away!